Hoorah, today is V-day, and that can only mean one thing: desperate single women!
To all of you women who are lowering your standards, I will be at Loonies today around 6PM.
You don’t have to bring me flowers or chocolates, but wearing something nice gets you extra points.
Just look for the desperate single man weeping into his beer and yelling at inanimate objects.
Valentine’s Day Gift.
A Double Entendre Looms;
Wear My Pearl Necklace.
Seriously guys, take your girl out for a nice dinner. Be romantic for once in your benign existence.
(Note: Original pictures from this older post have been accidentally lost to time.)