I had to go to the emergency ward the other day to have something looked at. I was doing jumping hand stands with my shirtless latino trainer (Heyseuss I think) and accidentally pushed off to hard and hit a light fixture. Long story short, there was a lightbulb in my ass. Please, no jokes about me being a… Read More Accidentally Wonderful!
Hi there sports fans. It’s good to be back. Unfotunately my posts for this season may be few and far between as I will be working out of town, but I will try and quench your insatiable thirst for filth as much as I can. You dirty little monkeys. And now a limerick. Suckah. A… Read More Critters 6: The Prequel.