Contributing Authors: neuroparadox (NPX), ramalamalongdong (RLLD), JockolateBear (JOCKO) Time for the second part of our “Torture ourselves for your amusement” series. It has been over a month since our first foray into the world of barely edible food. The length between parts is not due to our laziness, but to the time need for our stomach linings to grow back and their… Read More Meals Regretfully Eaten, Part 2: MREtarded
In preparation for The Poo Log Number Two I thought I would repost the original in all its shitty glory. If you have any ideas for the new log, post them in the comments and I will do my best to interpret. You will be credited for anything that doesn’t suck balls. BEHOLD!
I love giving Glass-Bottom Boats. Weak Knees, Teary Eyes. A Room Filled With Memories. I Just Dropped A Deuce. —NPX Memoires of what I ate yesterday. *Sniff, Mmmm – chicken wings, pussy and Mountain Dew. (Note: Original pictures from this older post have been accidentally lost to time.)
Here’s something fun for the guys: http://www.durexdicorations.com Decorate your pitiful pecker! And now on to the blawg. I think that everyone looks; it’s just that guys feel a sense of accomplishment by the site of their Captain’s Log. The more coils, the more people you tell. And the more people you tell, the better you… Read More A Reflection. On Poopies!
So here is a haiku for you, adapted out of a joke I recently heard that made me laugh. What’s Brown and Sticky? I’ll Give you a hint: It’s long. Give up? It’s a Stick! —NPX Haha, I love that schtick. Well, that’s all, so fuck off. And come again soon. Friends. neuroparadox (Note:… Read More I am Smart, Funny and Clever. But really.