For Christmas, from my real-world boss, I received a beer advent calendar. So the idea is you drink one beer every day from Dec.1st to 24th to help prepare yourself for (if you’re anything like me) the booze-fueled, family-avoiding, lonely cryfest that is Christmas day. Now…I fully realize it is 2017 and this is the 2014… Read More Badvent Calendar Challenge (2014) The Lost Review.
Draw Something is a the latest mobile app to take the world by storm. And for good reason: it lets you interact with your friends and Facebook stalkers (or stalkees) by playing a simple version of Pictionary with them. The game levels the playing field between artists and whatever-the-opposite-of-artists-is quite effectively due to the fact… Read More The Best of Draw Something (Dirty): Part 1
Today is St. Patrick’s Day. And using the helpful information we learned last year, The Space Boner invites you all to join us in making some great memories and then destroying them with alcohol. Here is your (liver’s) itinerary: SATURDAY 07:55: Wake up. Try and figure out where you are. The closet? 08:00: Time for… Read More St. Patrick’s Day: The Drunk O’ The Irish
Contributing Authors: neuroparadox (NPX), ramalamalongdong (RLLD), JockolateBear (JOCKO) Time for the second part of our “Torture ourselves for your amusement” series. It has been over a month since our first foray into the world of barely edible food. The length between parts is not due to our laziness, but to the time need for our stomach linings to grow back and their… Read More Meals Regretfully Eaten, Part 2: MREtarded
July something-or-other (or the ramalamalong-weekend as I call it) marked the first day of a yearly tradition of a weekend of camping and incessant alcoholism. As this was my first year I decided it was fitting to take mental notes in hopes of writing them down on paper in a time line like manner! Keep in… Read More Merritt Mountain Beer Fest (Chilled Rivers and Distilled Livers.)
While growing up you are faced with the harsh reality of things that were at one point very real to us, and now as a grownup you realize they were so far from the truth it’s not even funny, and now realizing the truth – how the fuck did we even believe these lies in… Read More 7 Reasons Your Parents Are Lying Assholes!
Have you ever gotten really drunk and just wanted to punch shit? Here’s a word of warning then: Don’t hit a girl, she’s likely to tell. Stupid bitch had a glass jaw anyway. And now a poem, if you can truly call it that. How Embarrassing: You Go To Dump The Whore’s Corpse, And She’s Still… Read More HOLY Fux0r Batman! What a furry taco!