Mmmm. Hot Interspecies Sex. Tell All Your Friends.

Finally, the holidays are over. I hope you got lots of presents, if only to make up for my lack of gifts. Even though I did get 12 pairs of socks and a tie pin, I still wanted to slit my wrists and bleed out at the local YMCA. Other than my suicidal depression, most of… Read More Mmmm. Hot Interspecies Sex. Tell All Your Friends.

January 6, 2006September 22, 2017 neuroparadoxLeave a comment

Things You Hang Your Coat On & Wind Patterns.

Whoop whoop. That is what whipping cream sounds like, they should call it whooping cream. Whipping cream sounds too risqué. Ahhhh, but I digress. I sure love my penis, and my women, and women who love my penis. I guess I am just a man full of love. Knock. Knock. Who’s there? A Haiku Bitch.… Read More Things You Hang Your Coat On & Wind Patterns.

October 25, 2005September 22, 2017 neuroparadoxLeave a comment

The Space Boner

It's so big you can see it from outer space.

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Mmmm. Hot Interspecies Sex. Tell All Your Friends.

Things You Hang Your Coat On & Wind Patterns.