30 Great Ideas from Cosmo™ (for Ruining Sex)

Cosmopolitan is infamous for giving terrible sex advice and having unrealistic expectations of beauty, relationships, and pretty much everything else.  So when they put this article on their website I felt the need to clarify the “tips” for people who live in reality. The original article’s suggestions are quoted below followed by my fair, unbiased, and respectful opinions.  Now, let’s see… Read More 30 Great Ideas from Cosmo™ (for Ruining Sex)

The Best of Draw Something (Dirty): Part 1

Draw Something is a the latest mobile app to take the world by storm.  And for good reason: it lets you interact with your friends and Facebook stalkers (or stalkees) by playing a simple version of Pictionary with them. The game levels the playing field between artists and whatever-the-opposite-of-artists-is quite effectively due to the fact… Read More The Best of Draw Something (Dirty): Part 1

Hookers Rule.

Howdy howdy fuckin’ partners. Time for a haiku. Tell me you love me. Though I’ve Had A Whore; I Have Never Paid For Sex. I Paid Her To Leave.            —NPX Truer words were never spoken.  Amen. (Note: Original pictures from this older post have been accidentally lost to time.)