I like furry, multi-colored pseudo-animals. I love the look in their googly eyes when I am violating them. I like their shrill, high-pitched moans and shrieks as they climax. Kermit, Miss Piggy, And Even Oscar The Grouch. I Fucked The Muppets. —NPX I especially love the honkers. (Note: Original pictures from this older post… Read More Put Your Hand Up Inside Me.
Hoorah, today is V-day, and that can only mean one thing: desperate single women! To all of you women who are lowering your standards, I will be at Loonies today around 6PM. You don’t have to bring me flowers or chocolates, but wearing something nice gets you extra points. Just look for the desperate single man… Read More Hearts and Daggers.
Many of you simpletons have asked me what neuroparadox stands for. So I wrote a poem for all of you question-asking anal excretions out there. Neuroparadox. The Defintion Follows: “I Fucked Your Mom. Hard.” —NPX Thank you for your time and patronage. (Note: Original pictures from this older post have been accidentally lost to… Read More Stop Asking Me.