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The Space Boner

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Tag: Hookers

Doodles Gone Wild!

While we wait for our new, vomit-inducing meals to arrive from around the world for MRE 3, we have decided to answer a question that you never asked. The Question: What would happen if you gave a children’s colouring book to a couple handsome and drunk individuals like NPX and RLLD? The Answer: Awesome would happen, that’s… Read More Doodles Gone Wild!

March 9, 2012March 16, 2012 neuroparadox2 Comments

Zip…Plunk…Roll…Splink.

I have transferred all my blogs from MSN to a MySpace account, so you can catch me there too.  It will be the same, just sans pictures. Note: Obviously these don’t work anymore and are just for posterity. My URL http://www.myspace.com/neuroparadox My Blog URL http://blog.myspace.com/neuroparadox Now, on with the pain: My brothers sure love hookers.… Read More Zip…Plunk…Roll…Splink.

June 10, 2006September 22, 2017 neuroparadoxLeave a comment

The Day After.

There is only one ultimate hangover cure…more damn booze. Today is the day after Canada day, and I assume somebody kidnapped me and made me drink my weight in beer. I hate it when people kidnap me and make me drink my weight in beer.  That is really unfair to me because I am not supermodel,… Read More The Day After.

July 2, 2005September 22, 2017 neuroparadoxLeave a comment

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  • Paraphrasing @ericszyszka from WHM episode #291, The Last Airbender [08:55] "It took my breath away" 2 months ago
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  • FFS people. 1. It's just a movie. 2. About Superheroes. 3. That you haven't even seen. 4. Reviews are subjective. 2 months ago
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  • Apologies to most Frenchmen! I've pronounced your names wrong all my life. Especially: Albert Camus and Christopher Lambert. 2 months ago
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  • My beard has been upgraded from a touch of grey to a harrassment of grey. 4 months ago
  • With the amount of portals in the MCU, I think the big twist will be finding out Thanos is just Chell in disguise. 5 months ago
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  • Dry-erase may cost slightly more than permanent, but the high is a lot cleaner. 6 months ago
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