Wow, I sure fucking hate winter. I also hate christmas carolers coming to my house, is there any other way to make a person fell more akward than to stand outside their house and sing some of the worst songs ever written? If they are doing it for charity, I suggest hitting them with a little mace… Read More Mary Christmas…I Banged Her.
There is only one ultimate hangover cure…more damn booze. Today is the day after Canada day, and I assume somebody kidnapped me and made me drink my weight in beer. I hate it when people kidnap me and make me drink my weight in beer. That is really unfair to me because I am not supermodel,… Read More The Day After.