I have always believed that with the access that the internet affords the masses every single myth, rumor and conspiracy theory has been solved. There are a million people out there that claim to know something that nobody else does. One of the biggest “claims” is what men and women want. Actually, people just hypothesize… Read More 25 Things Women Wish Men Gave Two Shits About
Today is St. Patrick’s Day. And using the helpful information we learned last year, The Space Boner invites you all to join us in making some great memories and then destroying them with alcohol. Here is your (liver’s) itinerary: SATURDAY 07:55: Wake up. Try and figure out where you are. The closet? 08:00: Time for… Read More St. Patrick’s Day: The Drunk O’ The Irish
…Mine’s More Important and I Don’t Care if You Have One! Women. I don’t understand them, and I probably never will. It’s hard to put a finger on (or in) any one reason as to why they have such power over men. I don’t even live with one, and yet I find my actions affected by them.… Read More Opinions Are a Lot Like Orgasms…
Ah, March 17. The one day of the year where it is acceptable to be drunk by 10AM. In fact, in some countries it is the law. After exhausting research we’ve brought you some insane, hard-to-believe, unreferenced truths about the most beer-swillingly, wife-punchingly, green-barfingly day of the year. 1. Green Food Coloring Triples The Alcohol Content of… Read More 5 Completely True Facts About St. Patrick’s Day
Wow, I sure fucking hate winter. I also hate christmas carolers coming to my house, is there any other way to make a person fell more akward than to stand outside their house and sing some of the worst songs ever written? If they are doing it for charity, I suggest hitting them with a little mace… Read More Mary Christmas…I Banged Her.
I sure love drinkin’. Nothing beats a night off off-balance, slobbering friends trying to chase off any girls in the vicinity with their “cool-guy act.” I guess this is why nobody drinks with me anymore. I thought I was charming, though. Whatever, bitches. FYI, I am the coolest guy. Don’t believe so? Ask my Aunt… Read More Take My Life…Please.
Went to the Calgary Stampede. I had a blast…I think. I lost 4 days of my life to the bottle. I swear I will never drink that much breast milk again. Haiku Time! Hooray! Fuck the Kool-Aid Man. He busted my wall again. I pissed in his head. —NPX That’s all for now. Props to… Read More The Big Easy