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For Sale: Awesomeness.

I recently posted an ad on kijiji to sell my car and figured it belongs here as well.  I had to bowdlerize the wording a bit so it wouldn’t explode the site’s explicit content filter.  Enjoy. I’m moving to Regina so it is time to sell my hot-rod and buy a truck for the frigid… Read More For Sale: Awesomeness.

April 23, 2014April 23, 2014 neuroparadoxLeave a comment

Hearts and Daggers.

Hoorah, today is V-day, and that can only mean one thing: desperate single women! To all of you women who are lowering your standards, I will be at Loonies today around 6PM. You don’t have to bring me flowers or chocolates, but wearing something nice gets you extra points. Just look for the desperate single man… Read More Hearts and Daggers.

February 14, 2006September 22, 2017 neuroparadoxLeave a comment

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