I had to go to the emergency ward the other day to have something looked at. I was doing jumping hand stands with my shirtless latino trainer (Heyseuss I think) and accidentally pushed off to hard and hit a light fixture. Long story short, there was a lightbulb in my ass. Please, no jokes about me being a… Read More Accidentally Wonderful!
Let’s play a game. It is similar to Dane Cook’s “Who’s In My Mouth?” I call it: “Guess The Hair Color of the Barbie Doll in Your Ass.” Actually it is fairly easy, the answer is always ‘Blonde.’ ‘Brown’ is also acceptable. Sing this haiku to a tune in your head. What’s That In My Butt?… Read More John Tucker Must Die = Best Motion Picture (Drama)
Hi there sports fans. It’s good to be back. Unfotunately my posts for this season may be few and far between as I will be working out of town, but I will try and quench your insatiable thirst for filth as much as I can. You dirty little monkeys. And now a limerick. Suckah. A… Read More Critters 6: The Prequel.
Have you ever started dating a chick, and then like 3 days later said: “I’ve made a huge mistake.”? If you have, then you most likely pretended to be an asshole, so that she would dump you. Instead of you dumping her and her becoming a psycho stalker. Some girls have that potential. Thank god… Read More I TAKE THE “THE” OUT OF PSYCHOTHERAPIST