Baby Jesus Is Great. With Duck Sauce.

  Ah, the dawn of a new year. Another year of murderous world domination plans being foiled by my lethargic inclination. I would also like to reinforce my abhorrence for all things christmas and christmas-like. The worst part: people.  I loathe people as it is, but people during holidays just get my proverbial, sacrificial goat. What is it about shopping… Read More Baby Jesus Is Great. With Duck Sauce.

Hookers Rule.

Howdy howdy fuckin’ partners. Time for a haiku. Tell me you love me. Though I’ve Had A Whore; I Have Never Paid For Sex. I Paid Her To Leave.            —NPX Truer words were never spoken.  Amen. (Note: Original pictures from this older post have been accidentally lost to time.)