I have always believed that with the access that the internet affords the masses every single myth, rumor and conspiracy theory has been solved. There are a million people out there that claim to know something that nobody else does. One of the biggest “claims” is what men and women want. Actually, people just hypothesize… Read More 25 Things Women Wish Men Gave Two Shits About
Ah, the dawn of a new year. Another year of murderous world domination plans being foiled by my lethargic inclination. I would also like to reinforce my abhorrence for all things christmas and christmas-like. The worst part: people. I loathe people as it is, but people during holidays just get my proverbial, sacrificial goat. What is it about shopping… Read More Baby Jesus Is Great. With Duck Sauce.
The smell of bacon puts me at half-mast. I guess that may need explanation. Can’t Find A Cheap Date? Blame Willie Pickton. He’s Been Hogging All The Chicks. —NPX For those of your who are not from BC, or unfamiliar with Willie Pickton, here’s a link to explain why this blog is the funniest thing… Read More Where Have All The Bad Girls Gone?
The Space Boner 