For Christmas, from my real-world boss, I received a beer advent calendar. So the idea is you drink one beer every day from Dec.1st to 24th to help prepare yourself for (if you’re anything like me) the booze-fueled, family-avoiding, lonely cryfest that is Christmas day. Now…I fully realize it is 2017 and this is the 2014… Read More Badvent Calendar Challenge (2014) The Lost Review.
Good morning bitches, rise and shine. I have been away a while, serving 2 tours alongside the US in “The War on Christmas“. I have seen it all: RPGs fired from flying sleds, snowmen pillaging igloos and raping young snowballs. I even saw a reindeer sodomize a calvary horse. The horror. The horror. These kinds of… Read More Are Iconoclasts Just Glorified Anarchists?
Wow, I sure fucking hate winter. I also hate christmas carolers coming to my house, is there any other way to make a person fell more akward than to stand outside their house and sing some of the worst songs ever written? If they are doing it for charity, I suggest hitting them with a little mace… Read More Mary Christmas…I Banged Her.