Contributing Authors: neuroparadox (NPX), ramalamalongdong (RLLD), JockolateBear (JOCKO) Time for the second part of our “Torture ourselves for your amusement” series. It has been over a month since our first foray into the world of barely edible food. The length between parts is not due to our laziness, but to the time need for our stomach linings to grow back and their… Read More Meals Regretfully Eaten, Part 2: MREtarded
I recently had the pleasure of flying home from Vancouver. I went to check in and chose my seat and was horrified when I found out that all that was left were middle seats. Now to some of you that wouldn’t be an issue, but for me I’m very tall and hate a lot of… Read More Top 5 People You Don’t Want To Sit By On A Plane
Dating online is like a box of chocolates… Sweet at first, but eventually you get tired of picking the shitty ones. “Mmm, this one at first glance looks like it will be sweet, and filled with awesome! Dammit! I ALWAYS pick the one filled with kids and weight problems!” Life guarantees that everyone, no matter… Read More A Guide to Getting Inside
In preparation for The Poo Log Number Two I thought I would repost the original in all its shitty glory. If you have any ideas for the new log, post them in the comments and I will do my best to interpret. You will be credited for anything that doesn’t suck balls. BEHOLD!
I love giving Glass-Bottom Boats. Weak Knees, Teary Eyes. A Room Filled With Memories. I Just Dropped A Deuce. —NPX Memoires of what I ate yesterday. *Sniff, Mmmm – chicken wings, pussy and Mountain Dew. (Note: Original pictures from this older post have been accidentally lost to time.)
Here’s something fun for the guys: http://www.durexdicorations.com Decorate your pitiful pecker! And now on to the blawg. I think that everyone looks; it’s just that guys feel a sense of accomplishment by the site of their Captain’s Log. The more coils, the more people you tell. And the more people you tell, the better you… Read More A Reflection. On Poopies!
If you are unfamiliar with the Aristocrat joke, I suggest you go see the documentary film about it. It is, boldly, called: “The Aristocrats.” The movie was created by comedian Paul Provenza and Penn Jillette (of Penn and Teller Fame). I don’t recommend many things to other people, because, frankly, I could care less what you… Read More The Sophisticats. Meow.