30 Great Ideas from Cosmo™ (for Ruining Sex)

Cosmopolitan is infamous for giving terrible sex advice and having unrealistic expectations of beauty, relationships, and pretty much everything else.  So when they put this article on their website I felt the need to clarify the “tips” for people who live in reality. The original article’s suggestions are quoted below followed by my fair, unbiased, and respectful opinions.  Now, let’s see… Read More 30 Great Ideas from Cosmo™ (for Ruining Sex)

Meals Regretfully Eaten, Part 2: MREtarded

Contributing Authors: neuroparadox (NPX), ramalamalongdong (RLLD), JockolateBear (JOCKO) Time for the second part of our “Torture ourselves for your amusement” series. It has been over a month since our first foray into the world of barely edible food.  The length between parts is not due to our laziness, but to the time need for our stomach linings to grow back and their… Read More Meals Regretfully Eaten, Part 2: MREtarded

Meals Regretfully Eaten, Part 1: MREvils

Contributing Authors: neuroparadox (NPX), ramalamalongdong (RLLD). INTRO BY RLLD I used to be in the army.  Yup, it’s true, a long time ago I wore the uniform that demanded respect, admiration, and shit ass meals.  The vacuum packaged meals were made to eat anytime and anywhere, so long as you had… well, considering you didn’t need bullshit like “water”… Read More Meals Regretfully Eaten, Part 1: MREvils

Merritt Mountain Beer Fest (Chilled Rivers and Distilled Livers.)

July something-or-other (or the ramalamalong-weekend as I call it) marked the first day of a yearly tradition of a weekend of camping and incessant alcoholism.  As this was my first year I decided it was fitting to take mental notes in hopes of writing them down on paper in a time line like manner!  Keep in… Read More Merritt Mountain Beer Fest (Chilled Rivers and Distilled Livers.)