Contributing Authors: neuroparadox (NPX), ramalamalongdong (RLLD), JockolateBear (JOCKO) Time for the second part of our “Torture ourselves for your amusement” series. It has been over a month since our first foray into the world of barely edible food. The length between parts is not due to our laziness, but to the time need for our stomach linings to grow back and their… Read More Meals Regretfully Eaten, Part 2: MREtarded
Contributing Authors: neuroparadox (NPX), ramalamalongdong (RLLD). INTRO BY RLLD I used to be in the army. Yup, it’s true, a long time ago I wore the uniform that demanded respect, admiration, and shit ass meals. The vacuum packaged meals were made to eat anytime and anywhere, so long as you had… well, considering you didn’t need bullshit like “water”… Read More Meals Regretfully Eaten, Part 1: MREvils
Ever fall head-over-heels for a girl only to realize that your pretty sure she has no feelings for you, whatsoever? Yeah, me too. I’ve always wanted to do one of these. I may as well since I get twenty of them a day. It’s not all funny, but I am tired, so eat my… Read More Crippling Suicidal Depression? Check.
The Space Boner 