Ever fall head-over-heels for a girl only to realize that your pretty sure she has no feelings for you, whatsoever?  Yeah, me too.

 

I’ve always wanted to do one of these.  I may as well since I get twenty of them a day.
It’s not all funny, but I am tired, so eat my anus.

1. FIRST NAME:Cary.

2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Cary Grant.

3. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? Boys Don’t Cry…after watching that movie.

4. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Yes, and so do you.

5. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE LUNCH MEAT? Super-Bacon.
6. KIDS?  Maybe for dinner.
7. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? No, I’m Too Awesome.
8. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? No, I have a Diary.

9. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? I Most Certainly Do Not.
10. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Yes.  Several other people’s as well.
11. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? If they could find enough bungees.
12. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE CEREAL? Super-Bacon Bits.

13. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? Velcro, baby.  No Strings Attached.

14. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? And handsome.

15. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE ICE CREAM FLAVOUR? Super-Bacon Ripple.
16. SHOE SIZE? 13.
17. RED OR PINK? Pink.
18. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVOURITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? My stinky taint.

19. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? Jesus.

20. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU? Why?  I just fucking wrote it.

21. WHAT COLOUR PANTS/SKIRT AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Mauve & Chartreuse.

22. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BREAKFAST? Hooker Spit.

23. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Angry Jackie.

24. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOUR WOULD YOU BE? Nigger Black.

25. WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE SMELL? Hooker Spit-Fried Super Bacon.

26. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Some Broad.
27. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO? Her Hair.

28. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? I Don’t Not Hate Them.

29. FAVOURITE DRINK? The Blood of recent victims.

30. FAVOURITE SPORT? Dwarf Eating.
31. EYE COLOUR? Grey.

32. HAT SIZE? XL, to hold my big bran (sic).

33. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? I’ve been known to write numbers on my hand.
34. FAVOURITE FOOD? Clown Diarrhea.

35. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING? Scary.
36. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED AT THE MOVIES? Superman Returns.
37. WHAT COLOUR SHIRT ARE U WEARING? Herb.

38. SUMMER OR WINTER? This question needs some clarification.

39. HUGS OR KISSES? Donkey Punches.

40. FAVOURITE DESSERT? Hooker Bacon.

41. WHO IS THE MOST LIKELY LEAST TO RESPOND? Floor Tiles.
42. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? People.

43. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING? The Count of Monte Cristo.

44. WHAT’S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Semen Stains.
45. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT? Memento & Pornography.

46. WHAT’S YOUR SPECIAL TALENT? Alienating people.  Also, Golden Showers.

(Note: Original pictures from this older post have been accidentally lost to time.)