As we’ve previously pointed out, Cosmopolitan Magazine often puts out lists about how to spice up your sex life, or seduce a man. These “tips” often come across like they have been plucked from a fan-fiction randomizer that only knows about sex from hashtags. Some of the ideas below may kind of make sense, but… Read More 25 More Ways Cosmo™ Destroys Your Sex Life
For Christmas, from my real-world boss, I received a beer advent calendar. So the idea is you drink one beer every day from Dec.1st to 24th to help prepare yourself for (if you’re anything like me) the booze-fueled, family-avoiding, lonely cryfest that is Christmas day. Now…I fully realize it is 2017 and this is the 2014… Read More Badvent Calendar Challenge (2014) The Lost Review.
Every year people like to share all the great things that happened to them over the past 12 months. They mail them to friends and family, as well as post them on social media because “screw Canada post”. I love reading about their growing families, and about all of the new adventures my friends are… Read More 2015 Year in Review
In the beginning, there was nothing then came everything else and then came Lance getting his driver’s license. Before you all shit your pants in amazement, I want to congratulate Lance as he passed his test with flying colour (singular). For years he was a believer in public transit, cabs, Ganesh, and relegating… Read More Carmageddon
Cosmopolitan is infamous for giving terrible sex advice and having unrealistic expectations of beauty, relationships, and pretty much everything else. So when they put this article on their website I felt the need to clarify the “tips” for people who live in reality. The original article’s suggestions are quoted below followed by my fair, unbiased, and respectful opinions. Now, let’s see… Read More 30 Great Ideas from Cosmo™ (for Ruining Sex)
Today’s topic, boys and house-keepers, will be about the addictive game Candy Crush. Most everyman knows this game, whereas literally every woman knows this game for sure. At least on my Facebook they do. Now, if anyone ever read the Space Boner, they would tell you that I have written about video games in the… Read More Candy Crush (My Will to Live)
Saturday, May 10th marked the day of Cary’s second to last hangover in Edmonton/Going away party. Where’s he going? Ha ha Regina. This party was as much about easing the blow of the worst decision of his life, as it was us celebrating the impending increase in our quality of life! I’ve personally compiled a… Read More Good bye Cary, Next stop…?