Cosmopolitan is infamous for giving terrible sex advice and having unrealistic expectations of beauty, relationships, and pretty much everything else. So when they put this article on their website I felt the need to clarify the “tips” for people who live in reality. The original article’s suggestions are quoted below followed by my fair, unbiased, and respectful opinions. Now, let’s see… Read More 30 Great Ideas from Cosmo™ (for Ruining Sex)
Draw Something is a the latest mobile app to take the world by storm. And for good reason: it lets you interact with your friends and Facebook stalkers (or stalkees) by playing a simple version of Pictionary with them. The game levels the playing field between artists and whatever-the-opposite-of-artists-is quite effectively due to the fact… Read More The Best of Draw Something (Dirty): Part 1
I had to go to the emergency ward the other day to have something looked at. I was doing jumping hand stands with my shirtless latino trainer (Heyseuss I think) and accidentally pushed off to hard and hit a light fixture. Long story short, there was a lightbulb in my ass. Please, no jokes about me being a… Read More Accidentally Wonderful!
The Space Boner 