Cosmopolitan is infamous for giving terrible sex advice and having unrealistic expectations of beauty, relationships, and pretty much everything else. So when they put this article on their website I felt the need to clarify the “tips” for people who live in reality. The original article’s suggestions are quoted below followed by my fair, unbiased, and respectful opinions. Now, let’s see… Read More 30 Great Ideas from Cosmo™ (for Ruining Sex)
Draw Something is a the latest mobile app to take the world by storm. And for good reason: it lets you interact with your friends and Facebook stalkers (or stalkees) by playing a simple version of Pictionary with them. The game levels the playing field between artists and whatever-the-opposite-of-artists-is quite effectively due to the fact… Read More The Best of Draw Something (Dirty): Part 1
I had to go to the emergency ward the other day to have something looked at. I was doing jumping hand stands with my shirtless latino trainer (Heyseuss I think) and accidentally pushed off to hard and hit a light fixture. Long story short, there was a lightbulb in my ass. Please, no jokes about me being a… Read More Accidentally Wonderful!
Let’s play a game. It is similar to Dane Cook’s “Who’s In My Mouth?” I call it: “Guess The Hair Color of the Barbie Doll in Your Ass.” Actually it is fairly easy, the answer is always ‘Blonde.’ ‘Brown’ is also acceptable. Sing this haiku to a tune in your head. What’s That In My Butt?… Read More John Tucker Must Die = Best Motion Picture (Drama)
Just a Haiku. I am Nervous Now, Gently Pressed Against Her Back. Possible Anal. —NPX (Note: Original pictures from this older post have been accidentally lost to time.)
There is only one ultimate hangover cure…more damn booze. Today is the day after Canada day, and I assume somebody kidnapped me and made me drink my weight in beer. I hate it when people kidnap me and make me drink my weight in beer. That is really unfair to me because I am not supermodel,… Read More The Day After.