Let’s play a game. It is similar to Dane Cook’s “Who’s In My Mouth?” I call it: “Guess The Hair Color of the Barbie Doll in Your Ass.” Actually it is fairly easy, the answer is always ‘Blonde.’ ‘Brown’ is also acceptable. Sing this haiku to a tune in your head. What’s That In My Butt?… Read More John Tucker Must Die = Best Motion Picture (Drama)
Just a Haiku. I am Nervous Now, Gently Pressed Against Her Back. Possible Anal. —NPX (Note: Original pictures from this older post have been accidentally lost to time.)
There is only one ultimate hangover cure…more damn booze. Today is the day after Canada day, and I assume somebody kidnapped me and made me drink my weight in beer. I hate it when people kidnap me and make me drink my weight in beer. That is really unfair to me because I am not supermodel,… Read More The Day After.