I was recently accused of being a freeloader by one of my brothers, who shall remain nameless (you know who you are. You man-ass eating, buttknuckle). All I can say to his accusation is: “no shit.” Just kidding…sort of. But seriously, we all go through a 5 year phase of indecision and apathy, right? And now… Read More 15 Will Get You 20.
Hello my creepy little ass-monkeys. I have been away so long, banging your sister with my dong (rhyme on purpose.) It’s good to be back from the depths of hell, which is were me and Virgil spent the summer. I hate introductions and you, so here is a haiku about orbs. I Have Two; You,… Read More Mmmm Teabag.