Draw Something is a the latest mobile app to take the world by storm. And for good reason: it lets you interact with your friends and Facebook stalkers (or stalkees) by playing a simple version of Pictionary with them. The game levels the playing field between artists and whatever-the-opposite-of-artists-is quite effectively due to the fact… Read More The Best of Draw Something (Dirty): Part 1
Contributing Authors: neuroparadox & ramalamlongdong It is finally time to grace your minds, morals, and monitors with yet another witty (?) edition of the Space Boner! We would like to say that the amount of work put into this rivals that of anything that takes 3-4 weeks to create, but that would be lying. And since we’re… Read More 73 Reasons to Avoid Online Dating
Stupid warnings are common place today. Mostly because people are morons and have to be told that Red Bull’s delicious and heart-attacky drink will not literally give you wings. This is also the reason that you will find pictures of rotting teeth and sick babies on cigarette packs. There is no need for that! It’s a… Read More 8 Bizarre Findings in My New Camera’s Instruction Manual
It’s tough being different in this world. Especially when you are surrounded by mediocrity. Or more commonly, douchewads. But once in a while, the thing that makes you different also makes you a god! There are many natural mutations that make you cool and don’t require you to take radioactive waste bubble baths with animals in an attempt to acquire their abilities. Here… Read More Suspended Similar To A Equus Asinus.
Many of you simpletons have asked me what neuroparadox stands for. So I wrote a poem for all of you question-asking anal excretions out there. Neuroparadox. The Defintion Follows: “I Fucked Your Mom. Hard.” —NPX Thank you for your time and patronage. (Note: Original pictures from this older post have been accidentally lost to… Read More Stop Asking Me.