Tag: Masturbation

Opinions Are a Lot Like Orgasms…

…Mine’s More Important and I Don’t Care if You Have One! Women.  I don’t understand them, and I probably never will.  It’s hard to put a finger on (or in) any one reason as to why they have such power over men.  I don’t even live with one, and yet I find my actions affected by them.… Read More Opinions Are a Lot Like Orgasms…

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Self-improvement Is Masturbation. So Is Playing With Your Wee-wee.

    Bonjour mes petits infants. How was your day?  I am listening. Is it just me, or is it that every step you take up in the ladder of employees from peon to CEO, that there is a mathematic exponentiality of the increasing stupidity? Here’s a test if you are on one of the bottom rungs: at 1:45 ask… Read More Self-improvement Is Masturbation. So Is Playing With Your Wee-wee.

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