Meals Regretfully Eaten, Part 3: MREtired

Contributing Authors: neuroparadox (NPX), ramalamalongdong (RLLD) Here it is, the article that the 8 people who read this site have wanted for about 6 months.  And it’s the moment that we have dreaded ever since we ordered these rations from shady black market eBay dealers.  This is going to be our swan song for the MRE testing since we found a… Read More Meals Regretfully Eaten, Part 3: MREtired

5 Completely True Facts About St. Patrick’s Day

Ah, March 17.  The one day of the year where it is acceptable to be drunk by 10AM.  In fact, in some countries it is the law. After exhausting research we’ve brought you some insane, hard-to-believe, unreferenced truths about the most beer-swillingly, wife-punchingly, green-barfingly day of the year. 1. Green Food Coloring Triples The Alcohol Content of… Read More 5 Completely True Facts About St. Patrick’s Day

Baby Jesus Is Great. With Duck Sauce.

  Ah, the dawn of a new year. Another year of murderous world domination plans being foiled by my lethargic inclination. I would also like to reinforce my abhorrence for all things christmas and christmas-like. The worst part: people.  I loathe people as it is, but people during holidays just get my proverbial, sacrificial goat. What is it about shopping… Read More Baby Jesus Is Great. With Duck Sauce.