Contributing Authors: neuroparadox (NPX), ramalamalongdong (RLLD) Here it is, the article that the 8 people who read this site have wanted for about 6 months. And it’s the moment that we have dreaded ever since we ordered these rations from shady black market eBay dealers. This is going to be our swan song for the MRE testing since we found a… Read More Meals Regretfully Eaten, Part 3: MREtired
I recently had the pleasure of flying home from Vancouver. I went to check in and chose my seat and was horrified when I found out that all that was left were middle seats. Now to some of you that wouldn’t be an issue, but for me I’m very tall and hate a lot of… Read More Top 5 People You Don’t Want To Sit By On A Plane
Ah, March 17. The one day of the year where it is acceptable to be drunk by 10AM. In fact, in some countries it is the law. After exhausting research we’ve brought you some insane, hard-to-believe, unreferenced truths about the most beer-swillingly, wife-punchingly, green-barfingly day of the year. 1. Green Food Coloring Triples The Alcohol Content of… Read More 5 Completely True Facts About St. Patrick’s Day
I am tired so I’ll keep this short. Fuck you, fuck your dog. When I Meet Jesus. I Think I’d Ask Him: Do You Hate Eating Skittles? —NPX There! I hope that’s in good taste. Good night my Christian Brothers.
Ah, the dawn of a new year. Another year of murderous world domination plans being foiled by my lethargic inclination. I would also like to reinforce my abhorrence for all things christmas and christmas-like. The worst part: people. I loathe people as it is, but people during holidays just get my proverbial, sacrificial goat. What is it about shopping… Read More Baby Jesus Is Great. With Duck Sauce.
Ever fall head-over-heels for a girl only to realize that your pretty sure she has no feelings for you, whatsoever? Yeah, me too. I’ve always wanted to do one of these. I may as well since I get twenty of them a day. It’s not all funny, but I am tired, so eat my… Read More Crippling Suicidal Depression? Check.
Good morning bitches, rise and shine. I have been away a while, serving 2 tours alongside the US in “The War on Christmas“. I have seen it all: RPGs fired from flying sleds, snowmen pillaging igloos and raping young snowballs. I even saw a reindeer sodomize a calvary horse. The horror. The horror. These kinds of… Read More Are Iconoclasts Just Glorified Anarchists?