As we’ve previously pointed out, Cosmopolitan Magazine often puts out lists about how to spice up your sex life, or seduce a man. These “tips” often come across like they have been plucked from a fan-fiction randomizer that only knows about sex from hashtags. Some of the ideas below may kind of make sense, but… Read More 25 More Ways Cosmo™ Destroys Your Sex Life
For Christmas, from my real-world boss, I received a beer advent calendar. So the idea is you drink one beer every day from Dec.1st to 24th to help prepare yourself for (if you’re anything like me) the booze-fueled, family-avoiding, lonely cryfest that is Christmas day. Now…I fully realize it is 2017 and this is the 2014… Read More Badvent Calendar Challenge (2014) The Lost Review.
High hopes for this episode, guys! Not that I think it will be good…I’m just high. Probably from the Vick’s Vaporub I poured into my eyeballs and earballs to dull my senses. Alright let’s start this bitch. Episode 5: Under Leaf Tiny Penis We start with three hotties seducing different types heroin distributors with some… Read More Iron Fist Review: Episode 5
Well, we are halfway through being halfway through this snorefest and I think my brain has atrophied. So far this series has me reminiscing about the Fantastic Four movies…all 4 of them. Last we left Dipshit McGee, he was falling 60 stories to his doom. Episode 4: Eight Diagram Hand Job While falling he manages… Read More Iron Fist Review: Episode 4
Well I never thought we’d get here! Episode 13! Thank god this is almost over. What a long, strange, boring trip it’s…wait what? Only episode 3?! Ffffffffuuuuuuuuuu Episode 3: Rolling Thunder Cock Punch We open at nighttime at Chikara Doko, sleeping Colleen wakes herself up with her own fart and proceeds to kick some intruders… Read More Iron Fist Review: Episode 3
Alrighty, it was a slow start but it was the first episode so it get’s the B of the D. The one thing I miss about network TV is that these episodes would only be 44 minutes instead of a full hour; I never thought I would miss commercials. Last we saw, a socially-stunted, filthy… Read More Iron Fist Review: Episode 2
I’m starting to miss when the first episode name for new shows was always “Pilot” and if the show wasn’t good then I wouldn’t have to sit through 12 more episodes to review it. Anyway, Iron Fist or, The Adventures of Danny Bland as we will soon find out as we trek through the latest… Read More Iron Fist Review: Episode 1