I’m starting to miss when the first episode name for new shows was always “Pilot” and if the show wasn’t good then I wouldn’t have to sit through 12 more episodes to review it. Anyway, Iron Fist or, The Adventures of Danny Bland as we will soon find out as we trek through the latest… Read More Iron Fist Review: Episode 1
Cosmopolitan is infamous for giving terrible sex advice and having unrealistic expectations of beauty, relationships, and pretty much everything else. So when they put this article on their website I felt the need to clarify the “tips” for people who live in reality. The original article’s suggestions are quoted below followed by my fair, unbiased, and respectful opinions. Now, let’s see… Read More 30 Great Ideas from Cosmo™ (for Ruining Sex)
I recently posted an ad on kijiji to sell my car and figured it belongs here as well. I had to bowdlerize the wording a bit so it wouldn’t explode the site’s explicit content filter. Enjoy. I’m moving to Regina so it is time to sell my hot-rod and buy a truck for the frigid… Read More For Sale: Awesomeness.
Every week I PVR a show that just happens to precede Howie Do It; Howie Mandel’s Candid Camera-esque TV abortion. And every week I catch the first 5 or so minutes of it due to the PVR overlap. Words can hardly express the disdain that I feel for this show. Last week he opened the… Read More 69 Reasons Howie Mandel Sucks
If you are not familiar with Texts From Last Night, we urge you do take a look at the site to get an idea of why drinking is great, as if you needed more reasons. Here are some personal ones between me and RLLD. Crack a bottle of Watermelon Vodka and enjoy. Thanks, Texts From… Read More Texts From Last Night: The Space Boner Edition.
Contributing Authors: neuroparadox (NPX), ramalamalongdong (RLLD) Here it is, the article that the 8 people who read this site have wanted for about 6 months. And it’s the moment that we have dreaded ever since we ordered these rations from shady black market eBay dealers. This is going to be our swan song for the MRE testing since we found a… Read More Meals Regretfully Eaten, Part 3: MREtired
Putting the ‘art’ in Retarted! Now that we have your attention it is time now for the final installment of “keep churning out easy Space Boners.” By the way, it’s everyone’s turn to fucking draw! Sorry my picture of a refrigerator took hours to draw. —NPX/RLLD Part 1 and Part 2 are here, or… Read More The Best of Draw Something (Dirty): Part 3