Texts From Last Night: The Space Boner Edition.

If you are not familiar with Texts From Last Night, we urge you do take a look at the site to get an idea of why drinking is great, as if you needed more reasons. Here are some personal ones between me and RLLD.  Crack a bottle of Watermelon Vodka and enjoy. Thanks, Texts From… Read More Texts From Last Night: The Space Boner Edition.

Baby Jesus Is Great. With Duck Sauce.

  Ah, the dawn of a new year. Another year of murderous world domination plans being foiled by my lethargic inclination. I would also like to reinforce my abhorrence for all things christmas and christmas-like. The worst part: people.  I loathe people as it is, but people during holidays just get my proverbial, sacrificial goat. What is it about shopping… Read More Baby Jesus Is Great. With Duck Sauce.