Contributing Authors: neuroparadox (NPX), ramalamalongdong (RLLD). INTRO BY RLLD I used to be in the army. Yup, it’s true, a long time ago I wore the uniform that demanded respect, admiration, and shit ass meals. The vacuum packaged meals were made to eat anytime and anywhere, so long as you had… well, considering you didn’t need bullshit like “water”… Read More Meals Regretfully Eaten, Part 1: MREvils
Metrosexualilty is defined in a few ways. For example, the dudes on the Jersey Shore are metrosexual. The way it was described to me by a self-proclaimed metrosexual was, “…to have feminine tendencies.” Like tight pants? Giving blowjobs? There’s a reason they call it WOMENS clothing, because it’s for WOMEN. There’s no grey area! Here are… Read More In the Garden of Metrosexuality, the Fruit Will Always Overflow.