Every year people like to share all the great things that happened to them over the past 12 months. They mail them to friends and family, as well as post them on social media because “screw Canada post”. I love reading about their growing families, and about all of the new adventures my friends are… Read More 2015 Year in Review
In the beginning, there was nothing then came everything else and then came Lance getting his driver’s license. Before you all shit your pants in amazement, I want to congratulate Lance as he passed his test with flying colour (singular). For years he was a believer in public transit, cabs, Ganesh, and relegating… Read More Carmageddon
Today’s topic, boys and house-keepers, will be about the addictive game Candy Crush. Most everyman knows this game, whereas literally every woman knows this game for sure. At least on my Facebook they do. Now, if anyone ever read the Space Boner, they would tell you that I have written about video games in the… Read More Candy Crush (My Will to Live)
Saturday, May 10th marked the day of Cary’s second to last hangover in Edmonton/Going away party. Where’s he going? Ha ha Regina. This party was as much about easing the blow of the worst decision of his life, as it was us celebrating the impending increase in our quality of life! I’ve personally compiled a… Read More Good bye Cary, Next stop…?
I have always believed that with the access that the internet affords the masses every single myth, rumor and conspiracy theory has been solved. There are a million people out there that claim to know something that nobody else does. One of the biggest “claims” is what men and women want. Actually, people just hypothesize… Read More 25 Things Women Wish Men Gave Two Shits About
We here at the Space Boner have been sitting on MRE 3 for the better part of 4 months now, maybe more. I haven’t bothered keeping track since I have been too busy enjoying life and not eating canned Russian mystery shit. But finally, enough is enough, and it is time to bite the bullet,… Read More If you’re reading this, we have 2 days to live…
…that title made more sense a month ago. So let’s pretend you got a ride in the Delorian and were taken to the past to give ol’ Marty McFly a handy jay in a Woodward’s parking lot. If procrastination were an Olympic event than give me the yellow one, because this was written with the intent of kicking… Read More THE OLYMPICS ARE COMING!!