While we wait for our new, vomit-inducing meals to arrive from around the world for MRE 3, we have decided to answer a question that you never asked.
The Question: What would happen if you gave a children’s colouring book to a couple handsome and drunk individuals like NPX and RLLD?
The Answer: Awesome would happen, that’s what. Also, there will be no shortage of drawings of dicks.
This particular books gives you a semi-complete picture and then instructs you to finish any missing elements.
But all we saw was an opportunity to pervert an innocent book into a playground of dicks, tits and date rape jokes.
So until MRE 3, here are some childish drawings in a children’s book by men who draw worse than children.
We believe all Gingers are this evilNobody tells me what to draw!The sequel to the movie TeethThis is the "weird old trick" the ads are referring to for penis growthA standard Space Boner first dateMonsters with big tits.This is why I am banned from the zooCow. Pig. Whatever.Oily robot semen is probably easier to wash out of your hair than regular human or fish spermI love family reunions!I've seen bigger.If my penis had a pouch, I could finally stop leaving little piles of change everywherePecker Jack Cheese + Whoregonzola = Cream Cheese.Earth: If we all had Sesame Street GenitalsFunny, he looks just like our Uncle Gacy...Add some meat, veggies and broth...Baby, you got a stew goin'!Notice of there were never any Hearts Of Gold hung up?Drawn painstakingly by hand...in MS PaintThere really is nothing more freeing than pooping in the oceanI think every species on earth experienced some sort of HolocaustThat is a really good tennis racket"I hear...something...coming..."Based on a true storyThis was drawn during my hypnotherapy sessionA closer look at the Space Boner first date"Ted! Is that you? You old SOB, how are you?!"To answer your question, women: this is what we are thinking about. Every second of every day."Have a drink and then I'll show you the dungeon..."
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