As we’ve previously pointed out, Cosmopolitan Magazine often puts out lists about how to spice up your sex life, or seduce a man. These “tips” often come across like they have been plucked from a fan-fiction randomizer that only knows about sex from hashtags. Some of the ideas below may kind of make sense, but… Read More 25 More Ways Cosmo™ Destroys Your Sex Life
For Christmas, from my real-world boss, I received a beer advent calendar. So the idea is you drink one beer every day from Dec.1st to 24th to help prepare yourself for (if you’re anything like me) the booze-fueled, family-avoiding, lonely cryfest that is Christmas day. Now…I fully realize it is 2017 and this is the 2014… Read More Badvent Calendar Challenge (2014) The Lost Review.
Cosmopolitan is infamous for giving terrible sex advice and having unrealistic expectations of beauty, relationships, and pretty much everything else. So when they put this article on their website I felt the need to clarify the “tips” for people who live in reality. The original article’s suggestions are quoted below followed by my fair, unbiased, and respectful opinions. Now, let’s see… Read More 30 Great Ideas from Cosmo™ (for Ruining Sex)
I recently posted an ad on kijiji to sell my car and figured it belongs here as well. I had to bowdlerize the wording a bit so it wouldn’t explode the site’s explicit content filter. Enjoy. I’m moving to Regina so it is time to sell my hot-rod and buy a truck for the frigid… Read More For Sale: Awesomeness.
I have always believed that with the access that the internet affords the masses every single myth, rumor and conspiracy theory has been solved. There are a million people out there that claim to know something that nobody else does. One of the biggest “claims” is what men and women want. Actually, people just hypothesize… Read More 25 Things Women Wish Men Gave Two Shits About
If you are not familiar with Texts From Last Night, we urge you do take a look at the site to get an idea of why drinking is great, as if you needed more reasons. Here are some personal ones between me and RLLD. Crack a bottle of Watermelon Vodka and enjoy. Thanks, Texts From… Read More Texts From Last Night: The Space Boner Edition.
Contributing Authors: neuroparadox (NPX), ramalamalongdong (RLLD) Here it is, the article that the 8 people who read this site have wanted for about 6 months. And it’s the moment that we have dreaded ever since we ordered these rations from shady black market eBay dealers. This is going to be our swan song for the MRE testing since we found a… Read More Meals Regretfully Eaten, Part 3: MREtired