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Craft Beer Advent Calendar 2019 Drunk Review (in 2021)

Just to clear things up, the calendar is from 2019…the review is from the good ole garbage can cum-sock era of 2020 & 2021! Don’t worry, I drank most of these with a mask on. It was actually drank over the course of a year due to moving and other various, boring factors. Beer #1… Read More Craft Beer Advent Calendar 2019 Drunk Review (in 2021)

January 29, 2021 neuroparadoxLeave a comment

Adventures on Kijiji or, How to Get Berated Online

I considered a few other subtitles for this article, like: How to Not Buy Something Successfully, How to Waste Your Time (and Mine), and How to Get Murdered in a Stranger’s Home. After selling several items online, I noticed a trend in responses that tended to fall in one or several categories. I have tried… Read More Adventures on Kijiji or, How to Get Berated Online

September 25, 2020 neuroparadoxLeave a comment

25 More Ways Cosmo™ Destroys Your Sex Life

As we’ve previously pointed out, Cosmopolitan Magazine often puts out lists about how to spice up your sex life, or seduce a man.  These “tips” often come across like they have been plucked from a fan-fiction randomizer that only knows about sex from hashtags.  Some of the ideas below may kind of make sense, but… Read More 25 More Ways Cosmo™ Destroys Your Sex Life

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