Here is the latest collection of horribly drawn pictures from the naughty version of Draw Something (part 1 is here.) Probably the best part of this game, other than being able to draw awesome dicks on everything, is that the person on the other end has to watch everything you draw in order and cannot… Read More The Best of Draw Something (Dirty): Part 2
Draw Something is a the latest mobile app to take the world by storm. And for good reason: it lets you interact with your friends and Facebook stalkers (or stalkees) by playing a simple version of Pictionary with them. The game levels the playing field between artists and whatever-the-opposite-of-artists-is quite effectively due to the fact… Read More The Best of Draw Something (Dirty): Part 1
Contributing Authors: neuroparadox & ramalamlongdong It is finally time to grace your minds, morals, and monitors with yet another witty (?) edition of the Space Boner! We would like to say that the amount of work put into this rivals that of anything that takes 3-4 weeks to create, but that would be lying. And since we’re… Read More 73 Reasons to Avoid Online Dating
It’s tough being different in this world. Especially when you are surrounded by mediocrity. Or more commonly, douchewads. But once in a while, the thing that makes you different also makes you a god! There are many natural mutations that make you cool and don’t require you to take radioactive waste bubble baths with animals in an attempt to acquire their abilities. Here… Read More Suspended Similar To A Equus Asinus.
It’s Too Bad You Smell Like The Dumpster Behind An Abortion Clinic. —NPX The strange thing was that I think it was a lady or, at the very least, a mexican ladyboy. Just awful. Seriously, she smelled like an old tuna sandwich rotting in the back of a rape van.
I am tired so I’ll keep this short. Fuck you, fuck your dog. When I Meet Jesus. I Think I’d Ask Him: Do You Hate Eating Skittles? —NPX There! I hope that’s in good taste. Good night my Christian Brothers.
The smell of bacon puts me at half-mast. I guess that may need explanation. Can’t Find A Cheap Date? Blame Willie Pickton. He’s Been Hogging All The Chicks. —NPX For those of your who are not from BC, or unfamiliar with Willie Pickton, here’s a link to explain why this blog is the funniest thing… Read More Where Have All The Bad Girls Gone?