It’s tough being different in this world. Especially when you are surrounded by mediocrity. Or more commonly, douchewads. But once in a while, the thing that makes you different also makes you a god! There are many natural mutations that make you cool and don’t require you to take radioactive waste bubble baths with animals in an attempt to acquire their abilities. Here… Read More Suspended Similar To A Equus Asinus.
It’s Too Bad You Smell Like The Dumpster Behind An Abortion Clinic. —NPX The strange thing was that I think it was a lady or, at the very least, a mexican ladyboy. Just awful. Seriously, she smelled like an old tuna sandwich rotting in the back of a rape van.
I am tired so I’ll keep this short. Fuck you, fuck your dog. When I Meet Jesus. I Think I’d Ask Him: Do You Hate Eating Skittles? —NPX There! I hope that’s in good taste. Good night my Christian Brothers.