I’m Back Baby! It’s been 6 months since my last posting, you savages must be starving for some more sardonic opining. But this post it just to let you know that I will start posting again, regularly, in the new year. So keep it together, Bitch. I can put my arm back on, you can’t. So… Read More Automoronic Asphyxiation.
If you are looking for some excitment over the week, I suggest a game where you have a 1 in 6 chance of going straight to hell. This game is Russian Roulette, and it is only for real BAMFs. The details are below. Russian Roulette Ingredients: 1 Revolver 1 Bullet 2 Brass Balls… Read More A Game of Chance That You Don’t Have The Balls To Play.
Hello my creepy little ass-monkeys. I have been away so long, banging your sister with my dong (rhyme on purpose.) It’s good to be back from the depths of hell, which is were me and Virgil spent the summer. I hate introductions and you, so here is a haiku about orbs. I Have Two; You,… Read More Mmmm Teabag.