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I’m Back Baby! It’s been 6 months since my last posting, you savages must be starving for some more sardonic opining. But this post it just to let you know that I will start posting again, regularly, in the new year. So keep it together, Bitch. I can put my arm back on, you can’t. So… Read More Automoronic Asphyxiation.
If you are looking for some excitment over the week, I suggest a game where you have a 1 in 6 chance of going straight to hell. This game is Russian Roulette, and it is only for real BAMFs. The details are below. Russian Roulette Ingredients: 1 Revolver 1 Bullet 2 Brass Balls… Read More A Game of Chance That You Don’t Have The Balls To Play.
The Space Boner 