I think that if I had to choose one cartoon character to have sex with, it would be Snow White. She’s fucking hot. Yup, Snow White for sure, but it would be a whole different story if Bambi’s mom was still alive. HAIKU! In A Dawk Alley: Cwies of Tewwow Fill The Night. I Waped… Read More Weally Funny. Maybe.
Howdy howdy fuckin’ partners. Time for a haiku. Tell me you love me. Though I’ve Had A Whore; I Have Never Paid For Sex. I Paid Her To Leave. —NPX Truer words were never spoken. Amen. (Note: Original pictures from this older post have been accidentally lost to time.)
I really have nothing to say, so I will post the abbreviated lyrics of a song that you should all live your lives by. It’s Called: Be Like Us. By “No Fun.” “Become communists Swear Openly Smoke Marijuana Progress To heroin Spit On The flag Kill Your parents Drop Out Of school Hate Your Governemnt Sell… Read More Dwarf Salad Tossing Is The Next Big Thing.