Hookers Rule.

Howdy howdy fuckin’ partners. Time for a haiku. Tell me you love me. Though I’ve Had A Whore; I Have Never Paid For Sex. I Paid Her To Leave.            —NPX Truer words were never spoken.  Amen. (Note: Original pictures from this older post have been accidentally lost to time.)

I am Smart, Funny and Clever. But really.

So here is a haiku for you, adapted out of a joke I recently heard that made me laugh. What’s Brown and Sticky? I’ll Give you a hint: It’s long. Give up?  It’s a Stick!                      —NPX Haha, I love that schtick. Well, that’s all, so fuck off.  And come again soon.  Friends. neuroparadox (Note:… Read More I am Smart, Funny and Clever. But really.