I think that if I had to choose one cartoon character to have sex with, it would be Snow White. She’s fucking hot. Yup, Snow White for sure, but it would be a whole different story if Bambi’s mom was still alive. HAIKU! In A Dawk Alley: Cwies of Tewwow Fill The Night. I Waped… Read More Weally Funny. Maybe.
Howdy howdy fuckin’ partners. Time for a haiku. Tell me you love me. Though I’ve Had A Whore; I Have Never Paid For Sex. I Paid Her To Leave. —NPX Truer words were never spoken. Amen. (Note: Original pictures from this older post have been accidentally lost to time.)
I really have nothing to say, so I will post the abbreviated lyrics of a song that you should all live your lives by. It’s Called: Be Like Us. By “No Fun.” “Become communists Swear Openly Smoke Marijuana Progress To heroin Spit On The flag Kill Your parents Drop Out Of school Hate Your Governemnt Sell… Read More Dwarf Salad Tossing Is The Next Big Thing.
Here’s something fun for the guys: http://www.durexdicorations.com Decorate your pitiful pecker! And now on to the blawg. I think that everyone looks; it’s just that guys feel a sense of accomplishment by the site of their Captain’s Log. The more coils, the more people you tell. And the more people you tell, the better you… Read More A Reflection. On Poopies!
If you are unfamiliar with the Aristocrat joke, I suggest you go see the documentary film about it. It is, boldly, called: “The Aristocrats.” The movie was created by comedian Paul Provenza and Penn Jillette (of Penn and Teller Fame). I don’t recommend many things to other people, because, frankly, I could care less what you… Read More The Sophisticats. Meow.
So here is a haiku for you, adapted out of a joke I recently heard that made me laugh. What’s Brown and Sticky? I’ll Give you a hint: It’s long. Give up? It’s a Stick! —NPX Haha, I love that schtick. Well, that’s all, so fuck off. And come again soon. Friends. neuroparadox (Note:… Read More I am Smart, Funny and Clever. But really.
The radio stations in Kamloops suck the bottom of my friggin’ ass. The over-play every song and have the worst DJ’s in the world (Screw Tara Holmes & Henry Small.) I really didn’t want to name names, but those two afformentioned people piss me off the most. Idiots. So in the spirit of hate, I… Read More Local Radio Personlities Are Smart, Funny and Clever.