Hookers Rule.

Howdy howdy fuckin’ partners.
Time for a haiku.
Tell me you love me.
Though I’ve Had A Whore;
I Have Never Paid For Sex.
I Paid Her To Leave.
           —NPX
Truer words were never spoken.  Amen.

(Note: Original pictures from this older post have been accidentally lost to time.)

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