You know how I hate stupid people. But they do deserve a little recognition. So I wrote them a poem. A Sack of Hammers; A Bowl of Soft, Warm Oatmeal. Things Smarter Than You —NPX To see a really SMRT person, check out my interaction with this girl on Messenger
If you know me, you know how much I hate stupid people. I recently had a conversation with a girl on MSN Messenger. I was using my friend Ryan’s account. He left it logged in, so I felt it my duty to fuck with his contacts. Names have been changed to protect the retarded. Without further… Read More WTF-OMG-SMRT.
Let’s play a game. It is similar to Dane Cook’s “Who’s In My Mouth?” I call it: “Guess The Hair Color of the Barbie Doll in Your Ass.” Actually it is fairly easy, the answer is always ‘Blonde.’ ‘Brown’ is also acceptable. Sing this haiku to a tune in your head. What’s That In My Butt?… Read More John Tucker Must Die = Best Motion Picture (Drama)