WTF-OMG-SMRT.

If you know me, you know how much I hate stupid people.
I recently had a conversation with a girl on MSN Messenger.
I was using my friend Ryan’s account.  He left it logged in, so I felt it my duty to fuck with his contacts.

Names have been changed to protect the retarded.

Without further adieu: Inbreds on MSN.

2:02:32 PM  Trinity Angel says   :  haven’t talked t you for a few days.. ya there?
2:02:39 PM  neuroparadox  says:  no
2:03:17 PM  Trinity Angel says   :  hey you..
2:03:32 PM  Trinity Angel says   :  missed ya the other night
2:03:36 PM  neuroparadox  says:  i miss you now
2:03:42 PM  Trinity Angel says   :  aww
2:03:53 PM  Trinity Angel says   :  how was your party?
2:04:36 PM  neuroparadox  says:  awesome NPX was there, so that made it the best
2:05:12 PM  Trinity Angel says   :  NPX?
2:05:19 PM  neuroparadox  says:  Yeah, he is the coolest
2:05:27 PM  Trinity Angel says   :  i was surprised you didn’t invite me
2:05:44 PM  neuroparadox  says:  I thought you had a drinking problem
2:06:02 PM  Trinity Angel says   :  no!!! that is my best friend CHUCK.. and I’m helping him get past it
2:06:27 PM  neuroparadox  says:  Oh, so a drug problem then?
2:06:39 PM  Trinity Angel says   :  hell no!!
2:06:42 PM  Trinity Angel says   :  i don’t do drugs
2:06:43 PM  neuroparadox  says:  hahaha
2:06:55 PM  neuroparadox  says:  you should try
2:07:22 PM  Trinity Angel says   :  no thanks.. so is that why you weren’t interested in what i asked?
2:07:32 PM  neuroparadox  says:  what did you ask?
2:07:51 PM  Trinity Angel says   :  i asked if you wanted to hang out for your birthday on the day of your birthday..
2:08:18 PM  neuroparadox  says:  oh :-O
2:08:43 PM  Trinity Angel says   :  yeah.. and that was why i was surprised you didn’t want me at your birthday..
2:08:54 PM  Trinity Angel says   :  but eh..
2:09:21 PM  neuroparadox  says:  I didn’t want my wife to get mad
2:09:37 PM  Trinity Angel says   :  oh… you never told me you were married.
2:10:33 PM  Trinity Angel says   :  i feel so embarrassed now.. i’ll leave..
2:10:36 PM  neuroparadox  says:  I am a polygamist
2:10:46 PM  neuroparadox  says:  hahaha I am not married silly
2:10:57 PM  Trinity Angel says   :  :$
2:11:15 PM  Trinity Angel says   :  you… arent?
2:12:11 PM  neuroparadox  says:  no
2:12:32 PM  neuroparadox  says:  I am gay, so I can’t have a wife
2:12:44 PM  Trinity Angel says   :  you are?
2:12:55 PM  Trinity Angel says   :  im surprised you never mentioned this.
2:13:05 PM  neuroparadox  says:  I’ve never told anyone
2:13:14 PM  neuroparadox  says:  where are you?
2:13:18 PM  Trinity Angel says   :  kamloops..
2:13:21 PM  Trinity Angel says   :  you know that.
2:13:29 PM  neuroparadox  says:  where in town?
2:13:37 PM  Trinity Angel says   :  lower sahali..
2:13:41 PM  neuroparadox  says:  ohh
2:13:59 PM  Trinity Angel says   :  btween ramada inn and investors group in the townhouses
2:14:14 PM  neuroparadox  says:  ahh by Pemberton Terrace
2:14:15 PM  neuroparadox  says:  cool
2:14:18 PM  Trinity Angel says   :  yep
2:14:42 PM  Trinity Angel says   :  i thought you knew this
2:15:15 PM  Trinity Angel says   :  :$
2:15:58 PM  neuroparadox  says:  I don’t know…I hit my head and forgot a lot of stuff. So if I ask questions that I, Ryan, should know forgive me. The doctors call it mild Retro-grade amnesia

2:16:17 PM  neuroparadox  says:  Also, I am a narccisist
2:16:17 PM  Trinity Angel says   :  oh.. i’m sorry..
2:16:47 PM  neuroparadox  says:  My Doctor, NPX, helps me through the hard times
2:16:52 PM  neuroparadox  says:  I am gay for him
2:16:59 PM  Trinity Angel says   :  i see..
2:18:12 PM  Trinity Angel says   :  i’m just surprised you didn’t tell me any of this before.. in any of our chats
2:18:43 PM  neuroparadox  says:  I can’t remember. The amnesia, remember?
2:19:06 PM  Trinity Angel says   :  do you remember where to find message history in this program?
2:19:14 PM  neuroparadox  says:  yes
2:19:51 PM  Trinity Angel says   :  well then why don’t you look at that to see what we’ve talked about?
2:20:40 PM  neuroparadox  says:  I am now…:P
2:21:18 PM  Trinity Angel says   :  oh?
2:25:36 PM  Trinity Angel says   :  does that remind you of some things?
2:25:43 PM  neuroparadox  says:  Yeah, Have we ever met?
2:26:04 PM  Trinity Angel says   :  no.. i’ve asked you before but you’ve always said you didn’t feel comfortable meeting until talking more.

2:26:15 PM  neuroparadox  says:  haha, I suck
2:26:22 PM  Trinity Angel says   :  what do you mean?
2:26:35 PM  neuroparadox  says:  nothing
2:26:58 PM  Trinity Angel says   :  i’ve been interested in meeting you.
2:27:16 PM  neuroparadox  says:  Do you know what I look like?
2:27:46 PM  Trinity Angel says   :  i’ve seen a picture on POF
2:30:43 PM  neuroparadox  says:  Ohhh, me too
2:30:47 PM  neuroparadox  says:  am I sexy?
2:31:09 PM  Trinity Angel says   :  i think you’re handsome
2:33:53 PM  neuroparadox  says:  thanks 🙂
2:34:15 PM  Trinity Angel says   :  do you remember what i look like?
2:34:25 PM  neuroparadox  says:  Yeah, I have your pics
2:35:44 PM  Trinity Angel says   :  what do you think of me?
2:37:20 PM  Trinity Angel says   :  ah long pause.. i guess thats my answer
2:40:51 PM  neuroparadox  says:  sorry I was doing Jell-o shots
2:41:06 PM  Trinity Angel says   :  oh i see.. well i’ll let you go then
2:41:11 PM  neuroparadox  says:  I think you are very beautiful
2:41:26 PM  Trinity Angel says   :  :-O:$
2:41:28 PM  Trinity Angel says   :  aww
2:42:01 PM  neuroparadox  says:  😀
2:42:07 PM  Trinity Angel says   :  are you sure that you should be doing shots when you are dealing with this/
2:42:21 PM  neuroparadox  says:  dealing with what?
2:42:41 PM  Trinity Angel says   :  uh… the amnesia? or are you just playing me
2:42:51 PM  neuroparadox  says:  oh yeah, I forgot 😉
2:43:13 PM  Trinity Angel says   :  are you lying to me about it? trying to play me on/
2:43:26 PM  neuroparadox  says:  It’s more of a joke than a lie
2:44:08 PM  Trinity Angel says   :  I had a feeling.. you know i’d rather you just be honest with me about not wanting to talk to me, then just play me along saying you got an injury and amnesia.
2:44:54 PM  neuroparadox  says:  don’t take it to seriously. I mean, who gets amnesia?
2:45:14 PM  Trinity Angel says   :  actually I have two friends of mine who has had it before.. that’s why i know how to help them with it
2:47:46 PM  Trinity Angel says   :  so yeah it does happen
2:49:24 PM  Trinity Angel says   :  guess you’re gone

At that point I got bored, and really was drinking (read: drunk).

Downsides to the net: Fucking retards, Lots of internet predators.

Upsides to the net: Making fun of fucking retards, Lots of internet prey.

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