John Tucker Must Die = Best Motion Picture (Drama)

Let’s play a game.  It is similar to Dane Cook’s “Who’s In My Mouth?”

I call it: “Guess The Hair Color of the Barbie Doll in Your Ass.”
Actually it is fairly easy, the answer is always ‘Blonde.’
‘Brown’ is also acceptable.
Sing this haiku to a tune in your head.
What’s That In My Butt?
It Hurts To Pee And To Strut.
God-Damned Coconut!
—NPX

Note: Acceptable alternatives to the word “coconut” above are: Barbie Slut, Roll of Duct or  Mommy’s Fist.

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