Every week I PVR a show that just happens to precede Howie Do It; Howie Mandel’s Candid Camera-esque TV abortion. And every week I catch the first 5 or so minutes of it due to the PVR overlap. Words can hardly express the disdain that I feel for this show. Last week he opened the… Read More 69 Reasons Howie Mandel Sucks
Ever fall head-over-heels for a girl only to realize that your pretty sure she has no feelings for you, whatsoever? Yeah, me too. I’ve always wanted to do one of these. I may as well since I get twenty of them a day. It’s not all funny, but I am tired, so eat my… Read More Crippling Suicidal Depression? Check.
The smell of bacon puts me at half-mast. I guess that may need explanation. Can’t Find A Cheap Date? Blame Willie Pickton. He’s Been Hogging All The Chicks. —NPX For those of your who are not from BC, or unfamiliar with Willie Pickton, here’s a link to explain why this blog is the funniest thing… Read More Where Have All The Bad Girls Gone?
The Space Boner 