…that title made more sense a month ago. So let’s pretend you got a ride in the Delorian and were taken to the past to give ol’ Marty McFly a handy jay in a Woodward’s parking lot. If procrastination were an Olympic event than give me the yellow one, because this was written with the intent of kicking… Read More THE OLYMPICS ARE COMING!!
It’s tough being different in this world. Especially when you are surrounded by mediocrity. Or more commonly, douchewads. But once in a while, the thing that makes you different also makes you a god! There are many natural mutations that make you cool and don’t require you to take radioactive waste bubble baths with animals in an attempt to acquire their abilities. Here… Read More Suspended Similar To A Equus Asinus.
There is only one ultimate hangover cure…more damn booze. Today is the day after Canada day, and I assume somebody kidnapped me and made me drink my weight in beer. I hate it when people kidnap me and make me drink my weight in beer. That is really unfair to me because I am not supermodel,… Read More The Day After.
The Space Boner 