I am tired so I’ll keep this short. Fuck you, fuck your dog. When I Meet Jesus. I Think I’d Ask Him: Do You Hate Eating Skittles? —NPX There! I hope that’s in good taste. Good night my Christian Brothers.
Ah, the dawn of a new year. Another year of murderous world domination plans being foiled by my lethargic inclination. I would also like to reinforce my abhorrence for all things christmas and christmas-like. The worst part: people. I loathe people as it is, but people during holidays just get my proverbial, sacrificial goat. What is it about shopping… Read More Baby Jesus Is Great. With Duck Sauce.
I’m Back Baby! It’s been 6 months since my last posting, you savages must be starving for some more sardonic opining. But this post it just to let you know that I will start posting again, regularly, in the new year. So keep it together, Bitch. I can put my arm back on, you can’t. So… Read More Automoronic Asphyxiation.