I think that if I had to choose one cartoon character to have sex with, it would be Snow White.
She’s fucking hot. Yup, Snow White for sure, but it would be a whole different story if Bambi’s mom was still alive.
HAIKU!
In A Dawk Alley:
Cwies of Tewwow Fill The Night.
I Waped Elmer Fudd.
—NPX
Make sure you read this aloud using the Fudd accent, or the effect is lost.
Come to think of it, Bambi might be my child. Or fawn, whatever.
No matter, I’m still not making child support payments.
Haha, later.
(Note: Original pictures from this older post have been accidentally lost to time.)
The Space Boner 