If you are not familiar with Texts From Last Night, we urge you do take a look at the site to get an idea of why drinking is great, as if you needed more reasons.

Here are some personal ones between me and RLLD.  Crack a bottle of Watermelon Vodka and enjoy.

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Thanks, Texts From Last Night.
For reminding me I am
an alcoholic.
—NPX/RLLD

Most text pics re-created using this website.
Special thanks to Gregg P. for being a piece of water trash 😀