Ah, March 17. The one day of the year where it is acceptable to be drunk by 10AM. In fact, in some countries it is the law. After exhausting research we’ve brought you some insane, hard-to-believe, unreferenced truths about the most beer-swillingly, wife-punchingly, green-barfingly day of the year. 1. Green Food Coloring Triples The Alcohol Content of… Read More 5 Completely True Facts About St. Patrick’s Day
Wow, I sure fucking hate winter. I also hate christmas carolers coming to my house, is there any other way to make a person fell more akward than to stand outside their house and sing some of the worst songs ever written? If they are doing it for charity, I suggest hitting them with a little mace… Read More Mary Christmas…I Banged Her.
I sure love drinkin’. Nothing beats a night off off-balance, slobbering friends trying to chase off any girls in the vicinity with their “cool-guy act.” I guess this is why nobody drinks with me anymore. I thought I was charming, though. Whatever, bitches. FYI, I am the coolest guy. Don’t believe so? Ask my Aunt… Read More Take My Life…Please.