Went to the Calgary Stampede. I had a blast…I think. I lost 4 days of my life to the bottle. I swear I will never drink that much breast milk again. Haiku Time! Hooray! Fuck the Kool-Aid Man. He busted my wall again. I pissed in his head. —NPX That’s all for now. Props to… Read More The Big Easy
There is only one ultimate hangover cure…more damn booze. Today is the day after Canada day, and I assume somebody kidnapped me and made me drink my weight in beer. I hate it when people kidnap me and make me drink my weight in beer. That is really unfair to me because I am not supermodel,… Read More The Day After.