Whoop whoop.
That is what whipping cream sounds like, they should call it whooping cream.
Whipping cream sounds too risqué.
Ahhhh, but I digress. I sure love my penis, and my women, and women who love my penis.
I guess I am just a man full of love.
Knock. Knock.
Who’s there?
A Haiku Bitch.
Dialated pupils.
My heart pounds, swollen penis.
Hookers and blow Rule!
—NPX
Everyone loves loose women and hardcore drugs.
Except maybe Captain Planet, he was always a pussy.
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Later j00 Doggies.
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(Note: Original pictures from this older post have been accidentally lost to time.)
The Space Boner 