Whoop whoop. That is what whipping cream sounds like, they should call it whooping cream. Whipping cream sounds too risqué. Ahhhh, but I digress.  I sure love my penis, and my women, and women who love my penis. I guess I am just a man full of love. Knock. Knock. Who’s there? A Haiku Bitch.… Read More Things You Hang Your Coat On & Wind Patterns.