Haikus I wrote in the Mid 2000s.
Stupid warnings are common place today. Mostly because people are morons and have to be told that Red Bull’s delicious and heart-attacky drink will not literally give you wings. This is also the reason that you will find pictures of rotting teeth and sick babies on cigarette packs. There is no need for that! It’s a… Read More 8 Bizarre Findings in My New Camera’s Instruction Manual
July something-or-other (or the ramalamalong-weekend as I call it) marked the first day of a yearly tradition of a weekend of camping and incessant alcoholism. As this was my first year I decided it was fitting to take mental notes in hopes of writing them down on paper in a time line like manner! Keep in… Read More Merritt Mountain Beer Fest (Chilled Rivers and Distilled Livers.)
I recently had the pleasure of flying home from Vancouver. I went to check in and chose my seat and was horrified when I found out that all that was left were middle seats. Now to some of you that wouldn’t be an issue, but for me I’m very tall and hate a lot of… Read More Top 5 People You Don’t Want To Sit By On A Plane
The Space Boner 